Stupid Question

Contrary to what your teachers told you, there are, indeed, stupid questions.  I myself am guilty of saying this feel good phrase to my students, but I don’t believe it.  There are stupid questions folks.  Some of the stupid questions I get asked in my professional life include, “Is this graded?”, “Do we have to do this?”,  “Can we have class outside?” and “I know it says 5 paragraphs, but can I write 1?”.  However, the stupid question that is the focus of this particular post was not asked at work, but rather by someone I was chatting with online on a dating site.  It was:

“Do you drive?”

No.  I was raised in suburbia, now live in the middle of nowhere and literally work on the other side of the state…but I walk.  Of course I drive you blathering numbskull.  Just as a side note, I will not be wasting my time conversing with you anymore.